Tiger Shoes

So Tiger Woods has an extramarital affair, big deal! Serious the last time the public was so outraged over an extra marital affair President Clinton, the last president to erase the national debt and leave the country in better shape when he left than when he came into office. The country was so outraged the voting public put the executive mistake into office.

Now the world has gone mad berating Tiger Woods. Well think for one moment about how it would be to walk a day in Tiger Woods shoes. He's 33 years of age, he filthy rich, he's all over television and probably the only professional golfer that is mistaken as an athlete. He also has women throwing themselves at him day in and day out. How long would it take most men to break down. Tiger is not immortal he is human and with the beauties he has offering their pleasures his way non-stop how long can a guy say "no". Politicians have proven they cannot say "no" to the Jezebels of the world and most professional athletes have had their fair share of extramarital affairs. The women who marry these men in exchange for all the money, fame, and high life should expect this behavior. It's not ideal behavior but it is human.

It's unrealistic for most regular fellas to ever fanthom walking in Tiger's shoes so here is the test. Try walking through a Thai brothel with a pocketful of $5 bills. You have women giving you constant attention with as they show off their below the belt grips and request your manly attention in exchange for a meager Lincoln. You might be able to say no to a the first few beauties but eventually that five-spot just doesn't seem as important to you and can really help out the young Thai girl's lifestyle so you generously give out of the good of your heart and certainly do not want to hurt the girl's feelings so you appease her with your manly company.

So go visit a fine Thai, Caribbean, or other third world brothel where your dollar has a lot of power and see how long you can say "no". Remember Tiger has to go out in public so he has no choice but to run into the Jezebels of the world who aren't trying to get five spot from the King of Golf just a little fame.

So here's to Tiger Woods may he enjoy his time away from golf and may the rest of the PGA players learn to appreciate what Tiger has brought them in the form of their paychecks over the years.